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  • Member: Mr Pilkington
  • Studio: Less Than Three~<3
  • Title: Crack Sandwich
  • Premiered: 2008-09-20
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  • Song:
    • Mindless Self Indulgence Seven-Eleven
  • Anime:
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  • Comments: WARNING!! Hentai content within WARNING!!

    I have basically had this entire video prerendered in my head for over 3 years now. In fact the day I bought the album Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy I could see this video in its entirety in my head. It haunted and taunted me for years until i just got fed up and decided to edit it.
    The plot is simple, like most hentai. Man meet women, man lust after women, man has freaky werewolf sex with women, man is satiated until further notice.
    The most frightening part is that the song and the hentai chosen both represent each other so well it scary. §_§ Now why I chose to add the Niea segments should be totally obvious, but I'm sure some slow motha out there is eventually going bitch at me about it, so here goes: I have a video depicting sexism, debauchery, pornography and . Why not just throw in some racism. It's all good. Actually I can't take the full blame, AS many of you know I work at a technical support center, and I often glaze over and begin mentally editing instead of working. Hell right now I'm at work typing this description. :p Anywho, one day I decided to ask my boss about that red dot Hindu women have on their foreheads, and he looks at me and he says "you see, that's for the wedding night." So I'm all "orly?" He's like "Yarly! What the man does is he takes his new wife into his arms and pulls a shinny, brand new dime out of his right pocket; he then gently places that dime upon the spot on her forehead and slowly, carefully and evenly, rubs the dot unit it disappears. This will tell him whether he has won a 7-11 or a Dairy Queen, starting their new life as man and wife." True story! After being told this, I couldn't help myself.




    Lyrics:

    Girls from seven-eleven stay up all night!
    24 hours a day
    I said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
    Seven whole days a week
    I said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
    And I could get a discount!!
    She may not be good-looking
    She may not be good - no - no - no
    She might not get down (but it's possible)

    She
    Stays
    Up
    All
    Ni-i-ii-ight

    She stays up all
    Ni-i-III-IGHT

    Girls from seven-eleven stay up all night!
    24 hours a day
    I said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
    Seven whole days a week
    I said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
    And I could get a discount!
    She may not be good-looking
    She may not be good - no - no - no
    She might not get down (but it's possible)

    She
    Stays
    Up
    All
    Ni-i-ii-ight

    She stays up all
    Ni-i-III-IGHT

    She stays up all
    Ni-i-ii-ight

    She stays up all NIGHT!








    Awards:
    AWA 14 Expo Contest: "Sick"

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